Floaty Pens

Floaty Pens

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Floaty Pens

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing.

These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them.

They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.

  • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.
  • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)
  • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)
  • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.

FAQs

All items purchased at full price are eligible for a return or exchange to the payment method used within 14 days the purchase date as long as the product hasn't been used or damaged. To request a return or exchange email us at  info@hamiltonandadams.com

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We try to get your items out to you as soon as we can. Most orders are shipped out within 1 business day and orders placed on the weekends will be sent out no later than Monday of the following week.

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HAMILTON & ADAMS
Our Story

We are partners in business and in life,  and founded Hamilton & Adams because we love the thrill of an adventure. Having spent years traveling the world with extensive time in the Hudson Valley living and learning about the region’s rich history, we decided to embark on the ultimate adventure – build a business that shares the best of what the Upstate region has to offer with the world.